nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

goddessoftheinternet:

a list of reasons i would be the worst girlfriend ever

  • extremely ticklish
  • runs away from feelings
  • also problems
  • bad communicator
  • awkward and shy around people i like
  • refuses to make plans ever
  • sarcastic asshole

flipphones:

the most important thing i’ve learnt in all my years is that it is a terrible idea to drink from a cup while lying down

dalekpoetry:

hetastein:

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

beyoncevevo:

perfectgay:

what has four letters and is very hard

rock

math

life

This post got really deep really fast

mustaine:

not all ‘old’ music is good and not all ‘new’ music is bad so get your head out of your ass

inkskinned:

before you make fun of a person doing something brave and vulnerable like dancing or singing or reading poetry in front of a lot of people:

  1. don’t.

dangerhamster:

(x)

British comedy will always give me a sense of national pride like nothing else can

lexcanroar:

reblogging for the millionth time

lexcanroar:

reblogging for the millionth time

REBLOG THIS IF YOU AREN’T HOMOPHOBIC

young-and-youtube-obsessed:

young-and-youtube-obsessed:

I’m putting the usernames in a notebook to give to my family when I finally come out to them. They told me once when I was little that if I ever came out to be gay to not tell anyone because they thought I’d be judged so please reblog so I can show them that people in my generation are different than theirs.

I’m not coming out until I fill the notebook. So if you want to help?