it’s kinda funny that the word “menstruating” sounds like a combination of the words “men are frustrating”
Americans: YASSS FOURTH OF JULY BITCHES
Everyone else: I came here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.
Americans: DO I NEED TO MENTION FUCKING EUROVISION AGAIN
The saddest things in the world:
-people forgotten on their birthdays
-old people eating alone
-animals left behind by their humans
They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine
They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am
They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am
my parents were arguing today and my mom said that Justin Timberlake wouldn’t treat her like this
it’s a metaphor, you see; you put the textbook in front of you, but you don’t give it the power to actually teach you anything
you know those disgusting aggravating boys that you just wanna
I would rather clear headed, warm, full, strong, energetic and happy than just thin.